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26th September 2009

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See, what you want to do is go for the women first. This isn’t a sexist thing, just a fact. Probably has something to do with the extra layer of fat women have for child birth, iunno, all I know is that they taste better. Maybe children too. Guess they’d be softer, less muscle to get through. So if you find yourself in such a situation and are inexperienced with cannibalism, the safest bet is to eat the women and children first.

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