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18th October 2009

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Slit Your Guts - Cryptopsy (None So Vile. Regain Records, 1996)

One of my proudest moments at The Cobalt (RIP) was when I got in a yelling match with Matt McGachy (on stage at the time) which came to its apex with the statement “Your asshole must be sore from shitting out a turd large enough to name it The Unspoken King.”

I then almost got into a fight outside with someone who tried to argue that new Cryptopsy was better than old Cryptopsy. That man was devoured by a crowd of actual Metalheads. HA! No, not really, he walked away after we had a quick chat in which he called me a faggot and I made him realize that I had a good 40 lbs on his skinny ass.

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