This is Sam. A writer, musician, and general-enthusiast on a constant slippery slope to monocle-wearing snobbery.
Complaints and money orders can be sent to as.modest.as.dillinger [at] gmail.com
You hear that? That’s the sound of your mind blowing itself, which it’s able to do thanks to its diamond cutter of a hard-on that it currently has [via gaminginyourunderwear]
Art by Rahzzah.