As Modest As He Ever Was

I’ve been MIA for the past few weeks but that is mainly because I’ve been busy with many projects, the majority of which are on the down low at the moment but will be surfacing promptly. What I can impart is that one of the things I’m doing right now has me looking for pictures of koalas on the internet (for the most tangential of reasons, really). Not going to lie, my mind is a little blown by this. Like, holy-butt-fucking-Moses are these lil fuckers cute. Why aren’t koalas memes? I ask you. Why the fuck not? Put one in a lab-coat and have him talk about how science is best done in trees. It’s not great but I’d still rather see it than the majority of the memes out there. They’re like baby gorillas stuffed with puppy hugs and tiny kitten purrs. Basically they’re the product of Mickey Mouse cross-engineered with a kitten from a fabric softener advertisement and a midget mad scientist. That’s how you describe cute stuff, right? Right!?

I assume if you lived in an area where these things where plentiful then you might find the little living-teddy-bears made of whimsy and feisty double-thumbedness a tad annoying. Fuck that, even their face is a goddamn emoticon.

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