This is Sam. A writer, musician, and general-enthusiast on a constant slippery slope to monocle-wearing snobbery.
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League of Extraordinary Gentleman x 30 Rock by Alex Ross. [via agentmlovestacos]
Dear, Internet: Fuck you. Fuck you for being so amazing that I waste a decent portion of my time on you. Mostly, I just wish I could quit you. But more importantly, fuck you.
I was supposed to get work done today. I say that every day but losing today hurts a little more deeply. Maybe because the day isn’t over yet I know in my hear that the rest of the day will not be productive. I purposely put this day aside for work. IT’S A FUCKING SATURDAY! I am not leaving the house because I have shit to accomplish but now it’s all in vain. It all started when I was simply checking the Tumblr for updates quickly and then I see THIS! So naturally my mind is all Scanners up in this bitch and now all I can think about is how I can make my life more like this!
30 Rock meets the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by
Extraordinary Gentlemen