This is Sam. A writer, musician, and general-enthusiast on a constant slippery slope to monocle-wearing snobbery.
Complaints and money orders can be sent to as.modest.as.dillinger [at] gmail.com
In order to resist the urges to sexually harass myself (I know I want it) I try to fill my idle moments with activities that can be considered constructive or even creative — this is neither. I got bored and edited together over 15 of my favourite drum-breaks from extreme metal songs. If anyone can ACCURATELY NAME AT LEAST 10 BANDS (and the songs) found within this track, they will receive a SPECIALLY PERSONALIZED REWARD!!!