Dillinger's Run

Kick-Ass posters premiere at IGN (click above to make big)...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:34:00 -0700

Kick-Ass posters premiere at IGN (click above to make big) [comicbooks]

This would make for a good butt-plug. He would’ve wanted...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:57:00 -0700

This would make for a good butt-plug. He would’ve wanted it that way.

This was my father. 7 years ago to this day, after all I’ve done...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:47:59 -0700

This was my father. 7 years ago to this day, after all I’ve done and been through in order to forget those years, I still remember this one day.

Time - Tom Waits (Rain Dogs. Island Records, 1985)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:47:46 -0700

Time - Tom Waits (Rain Dogs. Island Records, 1985)

Video

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:16:46 -0700

Robot Arm Eliminates Phantom Limb

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:09:43 -0700

Robot Arm Eliminates Phantom Limb: “The device is a new type of prosthesis hand that can...

Ol’e Nessie - Mastodon (Remission. Relapse Records, 2002)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:33:55 -0700

Ol’e Nessie - Mastodon (Remission. Relapse Records, 2002)

Extreme Metal Hunk: Brann Dailor (Mastodon, Today is the Day,...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:03:49 -0700

Extreme Metal Hunk: Brann Dailor (Mastodon, Today is the Day, Lethargy, Discordance Axis (live), Gaylord)

Hot Because: I hesitate to post this because I just noticed that a lot of my posts recently have been about Mastodon. Can you blame me? This was the picture to do it for me. Man does a suit well. He does many things, well. Say what you will about the choice of hunks within the metal world but there seems to be a consistency of extremely chill dudes. Brann is the type to air drum to Rush, listen to Stevie Wonder while drunk, and leaves prank answering machine messages. No one understands him! But I/YOU DO! Maybe…

Plus tour schedule is what, like, 300+ days for Mastodon right now? 300+ days of high intensity, sweaty drumming can do wonders for sustainability and dexterity (i.e. he’ll bone you really good like).

Ideal Date:

Watch this. Seriously, just do it.

Finished?

K. You’re the one holding the camera. He’ll eventually steal the camera away from you and the two of you will later be seen in a video leaked to the internet under the title of Banging the Not So Little Drummer Boy. You receive a healthy sum of money from a lawsuit against your roommate who posted it. But you don’t care about the money. You’re ashamed not of the video but for the loss of a private and beautiful moment you shared with this drummer from a metal band (who probably won’t even stop in your town on the next tour). A moment lost to internet perversion and so forth. A moment that was meant for you to watch whenever your felt like watching yourself fuck a drummer on digital video.

Deal Breaker: You can choose only ONE! I know this isn’t that big of a deal for some, to FORCE YOUR HEART TO DECIDE! I’d fuck it up. I know I would. I’m the type to kill both because I couldn’t stand to choose between them so I didn’t have to come face to face with my whirlwind of emotions that fails to subside no matter how many of my problems I ~~kill~~ fix it’s never enough!

Ok, now I’m happy again.

Mastodon’s Troy Sanders Photo by englishwaffle

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:50:19 -0700

Mastodon’s Troy Sanders

Photo by englishwaffle

Slit Your Guts - Cryptopsy (None So Vile. Regain Records, 1996)...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:52:34 -0700

Slit Your Guts - Cryptopsy (None So Vile. Regain Records, 1996) Live @ the Trois-Rivieres Metalfest IV.

Listen to the recording here.

1988 Tampa News report on Death Metal. ft. performance by Amon...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:46:00 -0700

1988 Tampa News report on Death Metal. ft. performance by Amon which some will know them as Deicide. Warning sound is shit but I have a bit of a weird thing for 80’s news reports on Metal.

Dinner table at horror/jail theme restaurant Alcatraz Photo:...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:36:29 -0700

Dinner table at horror/jail theme restaurant Alcatraz

Photo: Rob Sheridan [via defixiones]

Three words: DEAD. SKIN. MASK!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:42:42 -0700

Three words: DEAD. SKIN. MASK!

Films I Stopped Watching Half Way Through: 02 - Halloween...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:39:00 -0700

Films I Stopped Watching Half Way Through: 02 - Halloween (2007)

Rob. Look. I like House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects. I think you have talent as a film maker but you just fucked with something that was long dead and well fucked (like a dead slutty horse, or something).

Some interesting things going on but I found myself falling asleep and generally not interested. It’s probably because I don’t care for the originals (aside from the very first one). Plus that fat sack of a child who played young Michael kind of annoyed me.

Sexless//No Sex.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:28:34 -0700

Sexless//No Sex.

Autojector - Iron Lung (Sexless//No Sex. Prank Records, 2008) I...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:27:01 -0700

Autojector - Iron Lung (Sexless//No Sex. Prank Records, 2008)

I am hungova’r and I still need to start and finish my tech-culture column for the paper. Today belongs to Iron Lung because they gets me motivated to do things really fast and so far they seem to be the only thing I’m listening to this day (so far).

Heads Up: This week will suck. Trust me, I know these things.

Oops: Backscatter x-ray machines "tear apart DNA"

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:07:38 -0700

Oops: Backscatter x-ray machines "tear apart DNA": cyberpunk: Though touted as completely safe...

Brann? WTF? Like, holy-GQ-Batman. Is there room within EMH for...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:49:49 -0600

Brann? WTF? Like, holy-GQ-Batman. Is there room within EMH for TWO members of Mastodon?

[fuckyeahmastodon @ Grammys]

Meanderthal .

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:00:57 -0600

Meanderthal .

Pirana - Torche (Meanderthal. Hydrahead Records,...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:58:11 -0600

Pirana - Torche (Meanderthal. Hydrahead Records, 2008)

Considering the difference between a record like this and, say, Converge’s latest album (and his long-ass resume of work), Kurt Ballou may just be one of my favourite producers/engineers. Also this record is sweet, in the sense that it makes me want to take mushrooms and run around in the forest dressed like a big ol’ teddy bear.