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Oh Hai, Amber Heard. Um, yeah… Just wanted to say, after watching Zombieland for the second time within less than a week, that I think we should have zombie sex together. For reals. It’s not necrophilia if they can still move. Like, that whole scene with the snarlin’ and the pukin’ and the rottin’ flesh chasing skinny Nancy-boys around their apartment: it kinda worked for me. Just saying, I’d let you bite me.
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Mylène Jampanoï
MEW. I have a friend for you to play with in my dreams. The two of you shall renovate a house together on the lake side within Italy - or France, I don’t really care. While it might be tough at first, you come to realize that all the physical labor that you’ve endured has led to a greater appreciation for interior decoration. You will drink whiskey at night and play Rush on Rock Band, you’ll then go clubbing and dance to the music of Al Green.
You’d enjoy my dreams, Mylène.
While watching Martyrs for a SECOND time I realized that this was an actress who could play a character that is both psychotically fucked and lethally inclined at her extreme while at the same time evolving into a sympathetic character who is ultimately lost and scared. I also noticed that she happens to look good covered in blood and sweat at times. Then I google image searched her and found out she was good looking all the time.
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Poetic Glossary
Last year, my Fiction Writing teacher, Roger Farr, had us participate in an online-class-activity of writing up new definitions to existing words. Some of them were fun, and some were lame to the point where I think the writers-of-said-definitions missed the point of the activity. Either way, Roger compiled them and published them as a zine and handed them out to the class. I just recently found my copy in my box of random zines. Here are the three that I came up with:
Celebrity
1.any of a diverse group of eukaryotic single-celled or multinucleate organisms that live by decomposing and absorbing the organic material in which they grow, comprising the ‘tweens’, A-Listers, mildews, smuts, sluts, rusts, and yeasts, and classified in the kingdom Fungi or, in some classification systems, in the division Fungi (Thallophyta) of the kingdom Plantae.
2.Pathology. a clinically evident disease resulting from the presence of pathogenic microbial agents, such as that of a Celebrity
Facebook, the
1.a number of sheets of blank or ruled paper made up of the flesh from the front part of the head (from the forehead to the chin) bound together for writing, recording business transactions, personal transactions etc.
2.a state of personal electronic auto-erotica created by Mark Elliot Zuckerberg and sustained via the KC Paradox.
Krusty the Clown Paradox
Named after the entertainer, Herschel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski, the Krusty the Clown Paradox is the paradox that argues the phenomenon of a person, one who lays claim to having morals and honors, who eventually must give up all their credibility (presumably through a less than credible act) when presented with a “dump-truck full of money.” The argument states that if the being can perform such an act, then it can’t retain credibility of its honor but it cannot be blamed for such actions (for it is a “dump-truck full of money”), hence retaining its credibility. This paradox is often formulated in terms of whether or not a person is made of stone, though this is not a requirement.
