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5th December 2009

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Phantom Limb - Pig Destroyer (Phantom Limb. Relapse Records, 2007)

ATTENTION: ALL ‘CORE BANDS!

0:44 - 1:25 That is how you do a FUCKING breakdown.

That is all.

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22nd October 2009

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The Fathomless Mastery.

The Fathomless Mastery.

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12th July 2009

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Destiny - Death (Individual Thought Patterns. Relativity Records, 1993)

My kind of baby making music.

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12th July 2009

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Extreme Metal Hunks:

Chuck Schuldiner
Hot Because: Though the issue itself is convoluted in a history that spans the globe, most sources will heave the credit for the creation of Death Metal upon the well-crafted shoulders of Chuck Schuldiner. Chuck’s creation and perfection of an entire musical genre (with the help of his band, Death) is enough to give this fine hunk of man enough pussy to last seven life times.
Just look at this suave fucker. Dude was the Br00tal Bard of Metal: the bad-assed pretty boy with a heart of gold that would scare off parents with Scream Bloody Gore because hes making babies with their daughter with Individual Thought Patterns.
Ideal Date: He meets you in a shitty, hole in the wall bar - the kind of bar where the only colour present aside from black and brown is the graffiti on the walls and floor. You’re there looking for a drink and more than likely a fight, but you fond love. Chuck’s love. A kind of love that starts with a drink you didn’t ask for followed by a night filled with banshee wailing and soul corrupting deeds.
Deal Breaker: Check with Governor Schwarzenegger, necrophilia is illegal.
RIP Chuck…

Extreme Metal Hunks:

Chuck Schuldiner

Hot Because: Though the issue itself is convoluted in a history that spans the globe, most sources will heave the credit for the creation of Death Metal upon the well-crafted shoulders of Chuck Schuldiner. Chuck’s creation and perfection of an entire musical genre (with the help of his band, Death) is enough to give this fine hunk of man enough pussy to last seven life times.

Just look at this suave fucker. Dude was the Br00tal Bard of Metal: the bad-assed pretty boy with a heart of gold that would scare off parents with Scream Bloody Gore because hes making babies with their daughter with Individual Thought Patterns.

Ideal Date: He meets you in a shitty, hole in the wall bar - the kind of bar where the only colour present aside from black and brown is the graffiti on the walls and floor. You’re there looking for a drink and more than likely a fight, but you fond love. Chuck’s love. A kind of love that starts with a drink you didn’t ask for followed by a night filled with banshee wailing and soul corrupting deeds.

Deal Breaker: Check with Governor Schwarzenegger, necrophilia is illegal.

RIP Chuck…

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4th July 2009

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Fullmatad - Nasum (Inhale/Exale. Relapse Records, 1998)

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4th May 2009

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“Freedom is just a breath away Will you live to see the day As the heat intensifies You start to choke, your insides fry
Seizure now sets in Torture will begin Twisted bodies lie Waiting now to die Choke on it - As your tongue goes down Choke on it - Death is all around”
- Chuck Schuldiner, clearly knew where it was at…

Freedom is just a breath away
Will you live to see the day
As the heat intensifies
You start to choke, your insides fry

Seizure now sets in
Torture will begin
Twisted bodies lie
Waiting now to die

Choke on it - As your tongue goes down
Choke on it - Death is all around

- Chuck Schuldiner, clearly knew where it was at…

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4th May 2009

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Choke On It - Death (Leprosy. Combat Records, 1988)

The discovery of further evidence of zombies calls for some classic Death. Since I’ve already posted Zombie Ritual I felt that Choke On It would serve as a suitable replacement.

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9th February 2009

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Cannibal Corpse - From Skin to Liquid

An incredible instrumental from the the band’s second album with the woefully generic Barky McTreeneck or whatever the fuck the pituitary retard who came after Barnes is called. It’s a fantastically creepy song that moves at a snail’s pace (for Cannibal Corpse that is) yet is technical enough to make a bassist’s wrist give out half-way through.

Hey, Pituitary Retard has great on stage presence and sounds better than Barnes any day. And this song is indeed awesome.

via nosmo.

 Barnes is an overrated idiot who can’t even properly growl anymore. This song, however is really good. My faith is with Corpsegrinder, not the douchebag who is in fucking Six Feet Under.

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13th December 2008

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Today marks the the 7th year anniversary of the death of musician Chuck Schuldiner, lead singer, guitarist and writer for the seminal death metal band, Death. Diagnosed with a pontine glioma (brain stem tumor) in 1999, Schuldiner is (rightly) credited as pioneering and innovating the genre of Death Metal. Not the first singer to use growls and screams or the first metal guitarist to use dissonant riffs and atypical rhythms but he was the one who brought all the elements of death metal and gave the world a product that all rivals and future efforts are held up to.
Death was one of the first bands along with the the Netherland’s group, Pestilence, and fellow Floridia death-troop, Atheist, to compose death metal with arrangement and structure more akin to jazz music. With their later efforts, Death also spearheaded the movements of progressive death metal as well as the aided to the developement in the melodic death metal sound found within many post-millennium bands.
Schuldiner was, and forever will be, one of the strongest figureheads any band will ever bare wittness to within the world of extreme metal.
RIP Chuck, December 13th, 2001.

Today marks the the 7th year anniversary of the death of musician Chuck Schuldiner, lead singer, guitarist and writer for the seminal death metal band, Death. Diagnosed with a pontine glioma (brain stem tumor) in 1999, Schuldiner is (rightly) credited as pioneering and innovating the genre of Death Metal. Not the first singer to use growls and screams or the first metal guitarist to use dissonant riffs and atypical rhythms but he was the one who brought all the elements of death metal and gave the world a product that all rivals and future efforts are held up to.

Death was one of the first bands along with the the Netherland’s group, Pestilence, and fellow Floridia death-troop, Atheist, to compose death metal with arrangement and structure more akin to jazz music. With their later efforts, Death also spearheaded the movements of progressive death metal as well as the aided to the developement in the melodic death metal sound found within many post-millennium bands.

Schuldiner was, and forever will be, one of the strongest figureheads any band will ever bare wittness to within the world of extreme metal.

RIP Chuck, December 13th, 2001.

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13th December 2008

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Individual Thought Patterns - Death (Individual Though Patterns. Relativity Records, 1993)

Arguably the best Death line-up featuring Steve DiGiorgio on bass, Gene Hoglan on drums and produced by Scott Burns.

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16th June 2008

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Impetigo and Return of the Living Dead: I’ve been going through a bit of a renaissance with gore/grind and zombie films as of late. Here they are combined.

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