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Oh Hai, Amber Heard. Um, yeah… Just wanted to say, after watching Zombieland for the second time within less than a week, that I think we should have zombie sex together. For reals. It’s not necrophilia if they can still move. Like, that whole scene with the snarlin’ and the pukin’ and the rottin’ flesh chasing skinny Nancy-boys around their apartment: it kinda worked for me. Just saying, I’d let you bite me.
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Mylène Jampanoï
MEW. I have a friend for you to play with in my dreams. The two of you shall renovate a house together on the lake side within Italy - or France, I don’t really care. While it might be tough at first, you come to realize that all the physical labor that you’ve endured has led to a greater appreciation for interior decoration. You will drink whiskey at night and play Rush on Rock Band, you’ll then go clubbing and dance to the music of Al Green.
You’d enjoy my dreams, Mylène.
While watching Martyrs for a SECOND time I realized that this was an actress who could play a character that is both psychotically fucked and lethally inclined at her extreme while at the same time evolving into a sympathetic character who is ultimately lost and scared. I also noticed that she happens to look good covered in blood and sweat at times. Then I google image searched her and found out she was good looking all the time.
